Ices Brown is back with her version of, “Nicki Minaj’s… Ass… her part” (her words not mine). The video starts off with Ices introducing herself and by the looks of her greasy mouth and chins she just polished off a bucket of KFCs before the show. Her neck is completely gone! I’ll give $500 and a Heavy D album to the first person who can send me a screen shot of Ices Brown’s neck…I’ll wait. It’s like she’s getting rounder, pretty soon she’ll look like one of those exercise balls. Anyhoe. This bitch is dressed in all purple lookin like Barney’s fiance. You know all Dumbo needed to get air born was a feather. This bitch got a set of feathers in each ear, lemme find out Ices can get air born. You thought Jet Blue had leg room. I wanna see what Air Traffic Control can do with that bitch! 0:43 she drops down low and all that weight coming down was too much for her, you see can her holding on to the arm of the sofa. 1:09 when Ices gets to the part of the song when Nicki Minaj goes, “Whoop Whoop Whoop” she starts jumping and I swear it felt like she was shaking my house, just me? I don’t know who’s apartment she’s in but, it can’t be hers. That kitchen is too small for a bitch her size, she’d starve to death in there! Lastly, why is Ices’ “Ass Ass Ass” in the front bigger than her “Ass Ass Ass” in the back? Just sayin.
Finally, Nicki Minaj takes it back to the Nicki we all fell in love with in “5 Star Chick”! Gone forever (hopefully) is that mess in the blonde wig or rainbow wig she gave us at GMA & VMAs. Nicki slays her verse in Big Sean’s “Dance Ass remix”. I consider it to be the new Bottom’s Anthem, every bottom will quote “Somebody point me to the best ass eata” because of Nicki Minaj. I really can’t tell you much about Big Sean’s part because I basically skip straight to Nicki’s verse each and every time. Too bad it’s not Nicki’s song only… no shade to Big Sean. The video is fire! Nicki looks amazing. She does her best to twerk and pop her ass but, like I’ve said before her ass is just big and that’s it, it doesn’t jiggle, bounce, wobble, stunt, all it does is be big!