SHOCKING NEWS!!!!! Kim Kardashian & Kris Humphries file for divorce!!!
After only 72 days of marriage Kim Kardashian, 31, and Kris Humphries, 26, have filed for divorce citing “irreconcilable differences” or as I like to say… the check cleared. The divorce doesn’t come as a surprise to me. When two people get married for a wedding over love, you can bet divorce is soon to follow.
Kardashian released a statement to E!: ’I hope everyone understands this was not an easy decision. I had hoped this marriage was forever, but sometimes things don’t work out as planned. We remain friends and wish each other the best.’
“Not an easy decision…” Bitch you were married 72 days, what the fuck do you mean it wasn’t an easy decision? Shit, I’ve had harder decisions trying to figure out where I’m having lunch! Gurl bye.
The NBA Lockout slowed down Kris’ cash flow and Kim’s ass was OUT!
Kim and Kris thanks once again for showing America the “sanctity of marriage” between a man and a woman and doing it within 72 days!