Beyonce – Countdown by Ices Brown
Ices Brown slayed my plus size soul once again with her latest “request” Beyonce’s “Countdown.” IDK who these people are that keep sending her request but, they ain’t shit. The video starts with Ices mispronouncing several words, “choreography” and “petite” in particular give her fever. One of the funniest moments happens between 0:50 – 0:55, it’s like her brain just re-booted while she was talking. Anyhoe, she’s sitting down, her head’s taking up the entire screen and you can’t see what she has on. Gwarl, at 1:32 she popped her fingers, stood up and my life ended! This triple X plus size girl was wearing what looked like a bed in a bag and it was still too damn small! I’m telling you it was either a “countdown” to the floor giving out or her top rolling down! Beyonce said, “My baby is a 10!” Ices held up one finger and I was done. I can’t lol.