290 lbs Man Sues White Castle For Not Making Their Booths Big Enough!!!
Martin Kessman a 290-pound stockbroker in New York who is suing White Castle because he couldn’t comfortably fit into their booths.
Really, if you’re 290 pounds and you no longer fit in the booth at WHITE CASTLE, one you need to stop eating White Castle, two it’s time for you to lose some damn weight because YOU NO LONGER FIT IN THE FUCKIN BOOTH! No the first thing that comes to Kessman’s fat ass mind is “IMMA SUE!” If I was the judge I’d throw this law suit out and point his fat ass to the nearest gym. Some shit is just ridiculous.