But bitch hold on!

Aretha Franklin in the same Dress! But the bitch switch her wig!

Aretha Franklin walked her big ass into Tony Awards on Sunday in a glittery gold ensemble (yes spaghetti straps smh) with a blond wig! Wait gir but hold up! The next night she goes to the Apollo Theater Awards in the same damn dress! But hold up! The bitch changed her wig!!!!

Imma clock the tea! I’m going to tell you why Aretha’s big ass was in the same dress from the Tonys on Sunday to the Apollo on Monday. Aretha found someone at the Tony’s Sunday night to blow her back OUT!!! She woke up in some strange man’s bedroom late Monday evening didn’t have enough time to change before the Apollo Awards. So, Aretha got her big butt naked ass out the bed, picked her dress up off the floor, went to the trunk of her 94 Cadillac Brougham got her self a wig, painted her face in the rear view mirror & kept it movin to the Apollo! Yas Lady Aretha!!!

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7 responses

  1. Kenyatta

    You know what dammit? LOL

    June 20, 2010 at 9:17 am

  2. China

    YESSS MA’AM YESSSS GUUUURL….That is the only reasonable explaination…

    Question/Statement: Where the TonyAwards held in NYC too ’cause that shit is extra triflin’ if it was in a different city

    June 20, 2010 at 11:32 am

  3. TT

    LMFAO! I CANT. YOURE FUNNY AS SHIT!

    June 20, 2010 at 12:06 pm

  4. lol!!! real tea lol

    June 20, 2010 at 12:33 pm

  5. Lyrical

    Lololololol oh know u didn’t !!! Lol

    June 21, 2010 at 1:41 am

  6. jazzie

    That had me crying, laughing, and choking all at the same time….too damn funny!

    June 22, 2010 at 3:51 pm

  7. Tonia

    LOL!!!

    July 12, 2010 at 1:45 am

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