But bitch hold on!

Here are some awards that were not televised by this years Oscars

Best portrayal of a faithful husband in a marriage Tiger Woods

Best make-up goes to Keri Hilson for making up her career

Best Actor for Ciara in his part as a woman

Best Actress Gabby for Free Willy

Best Actors in a relationship Nick Cannon and Mariah Carey

Best Director for Beyonce directing these bitches to the nearest exit

Best Picture Brian for “Dead Azz Wrong”

Best Song Jo-Works “You are not alone”


7 responses

  1. ladygaga2010


    Love the Best Director idea.

    March 8, 2010 at 6:32 pm

  2. KimberlyDenise

    Too funny!

    March 8, 2010 at 6:35 pm

  3. Brandon

    You going to hell! Especially for that last one. Lol.

    March 8, 2010 at 7:24 pm

  4. mesoCUTE

    **Dead** at Jo~work’s “you Are Not Alone”

    Btw i loved the site “BEE”….I didn’t know Jo~work’s was a Ci~error stan

    March 8, 2010 at 7:48 pm

  5. Swoon4ever20

    Lol u so crazy

    March 8, 2010 at 11:56 pm

  6. *DEAD* @ ciara!

    March 9, 2010 at 3:31 am

  7. I think Jay and Bey should have won Best Actors in a relationship!

    March 9, 2010 at 8:31 am

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